Oi, walking grape soda - where you going? [ Bakugo clicks his tongue and follows after him rather suddenly. Forcibly attempting to shove two plates into Mayoi's face - ] Come eat this and tell me which is the best.
Stop stuttering your words. [ He steps closer, following right behind him if he's power-walking away. Two plates held in either hand. ] I am literally not going to kill you. So come eat your fucking breakfast.
Keep pissing me off like that, [ Bakugo is not helping the situation.... ] and I'll change my mind fast.
[ He slaps them down on the table nearest to them and points to it. One sunnyside egg and the other scrambled with a garnish look nice. Both eggs taste like... Egg. Like it should. ]
[THIS PERSON IS SO SCARY??? WHO IS HE??? Ourania-sama save hiiiiiiiim.]
[He will take an egg, starts with the yolky one and… hm]
[Thoughtful chew…]
[Then scrambled… hmhmhmhm.]
[Delicately sets his fork down.]
…They are both good. Simple yet satisfying. The sunny-side egg is cooked just so without being either over or under done, but it falls short without something to accompany it. The scrambled egg is pleasant and easy to digest. Complete without being overtly rich.
[he folds his hand.]
My choice is the scrambled eggs. The yolk is often too rich for my constitution, and so I would reach for the scrambled first every time.
[ THANK GOD HE CHOSE SCRAMBLED, but also because he chose scrambled and did so in a clear educating way. Bakugo is a bit more prone to reacting civil in turn. ]
Tsk, the obvious choice. Scrambled eggs offer consistency - soft, structured, and reliable. The yolk will just overpower shit anyways, and it wasn't balanced properly with the dish. Choosing scrambled isn't the 'easy' choice; it's choosing something complete and finished on its own, without needing anything extra on its plate.
[ Arms crossed, he has to eat both plates all the way though.... ]
Fufufu, did you cook the scrambled ones by chance?
[You're being awfully passionate about this. Now that he sees your gruffness for what it is, he's a little less afraid of you. Anyway he is for sure finishing the scrambled eggs.]
Mm, if one is working in an athletic field and must be concerned with protein, for instance, this would be a much easier way to get that nutrients. When I've created training regiments for my unit-mates, nutrition is something I've had to take into account.
Nothing of that sort, ah, but I was the trainer for my unit. We were idols. It was my job to put together practice plans and to cater them to each of their needs, which meant accounting for dietary needs, as well.
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[Walking grape soda?? Who is this... sassy lost child (they are probably the same age), what is going on, why are there eggs being thrust at him.]
I-I'm sorry, I really must- you see- t-taking eggs from strangers is frightening, so...!
[M-Maybe if he tries to power walk away.]
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[Because you are being very aggressive right now! B-But. He will ...stop running for a moment.]
You want me to judge between them...?
[What a strange request for the Moon Priest, but okay. He will hold out his hands.]
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[ He slaps them down on the table nearest to them and points to it. One sunnyside egg and the other scrambled with a garnish look nice. Both eggs taste like... Egg. Like it should. ]
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[He will take an egg, starts with the yolky one and… hm]
[Thoughtful chew…]
[Then scrambled… hmhmhmhm.]
[Delicately sets his fork down.]
…They are both good. Simple yet satisfying. The sunny-side egg is cooked just so without being either over or under done, but it falls short without something to accompany it. The scrambled egg is pleasant and easy to digest. Complete without being overtly rich.
[he folds his hand.]
My choice is the scrambled eggs. The yolk is often too rich for my constitution, and so I would reach for the scrambled first every time.
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Tsk, the obvious choice. Scrambled eggs offer consistency - soft, structured, and reliable. The yolk will just overpower shit anyways, and it wasn't balanced properly with the dish. Choosing scrambled isn't the 'easy' choice; it's choosing something complete and finished on its own, without needing anything extra on its plate.
[ Arms crossed, he has to eat both plates all the way though.... ]
So it's fucking practical, duh.
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[You're being awfully passionate about this. Now that he sees your gruffness for what it is, he's a little less afraid of you. Anyway he is for sure finishing the scrambled eggs.]
Mm, if one is working in an athletic field and must be concerned with protein, for instance, this would be a much easier way to get that nutrients. When I've created training regiments for my unit-mates, nutrition is something I've had to take into account.
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What are you, [ Riddle him interested. ] a nutritionist?
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Nothing of that sort, ah, but I was the trainer for my unit. We were idols. It was my job to put together practice plans and to cater them to each of their needs, which meant accounting for dietary needs, as well.
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